If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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