And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
bring money and cleavage
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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