i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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