The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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