she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we're making bets on your personal life
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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