Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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