I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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