What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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