I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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