I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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