Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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