break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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