I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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