your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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