i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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