Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We need to get me chipped asap
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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