Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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