I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
It's shark week go big or go home
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