No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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