Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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