apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I see more hoeing in ur future
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