Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."