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• (818): View more from California

  This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?

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• (564): View more from Washington

  I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night

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• (831): View more from California

  think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.

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