we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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