oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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