I wanna passion pit in your ass
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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