People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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