i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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