Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
he thought i was a dude.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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