Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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