Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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