Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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