Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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