Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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