I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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