I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
All the doctor said was why
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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