I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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