I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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