Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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