do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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