Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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