I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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