another moral hangover. fuck.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
FUCK WHALES
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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