and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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