walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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