Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I did not marry a roomba.
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