I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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