It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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