...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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