member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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