You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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