I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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