Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
The power of my boobs compel you
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