Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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