One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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