perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I don't think brook has ever known best
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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