That's intense
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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